Executive Producer:
Vincent L.
The UnReal WORLD
A Screenplay
By
Robert B
Based on a story
By
Robert B
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Co-Producers: Willie L Robert B
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Nexus Entertainment Group in association with REEL GOLD ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCTIONS All Rights Reserved. |
FADE IN:
(Series of shots)
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EXT. HOUSE – DAY Drench waters the front lawn with out the use of a water hose. Caption: Drench DRENCH(V./O.) This is the true story---
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EXT./INT. APARTMENT – DAY Obyri hisses at the camera baring her vampire teeth. Caption: Obyri OBYRI(V./O.) Of five would be heroes--- |
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INT. LIVINGROOM – DAY Kimberly Smith levitates a basketball over her head. Caption: Kimberly Smith KIMBERLY SMITH(V./O.) Picked to live in a house and protect the innocents of the city---
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INT. BUILDING – DUSK Bonfire smokes a cigarette while standing in an inferno. Caption: Bonfire BONFIRE(V./O.) And find out see what happens when heroes take off their mask---
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EXT. BACKYARD – DAY Bushido slices a melon in half with his sword. Caption: Bushido BUSHIDO(V./O.) And start gettin' real!
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TITLE CAPTION: THE UNREAL WORLD
INT. DINING ROOM - NIGHT
BONFIRE and DRENCH sit at the dining room table eating Chinese food just as KIMBERLY SMITH walks in.
BONFIRE
It’s all a part of the superhero thing---
DRENCH
I don’t think so! To me the Ninja Turtles don’t need to hide behind mask! They shouldn’t be afraid to come right out and say, this is me! This is who I am!
KIMBERLY SMITH
Bon have you seen my---
BONFIRE
Fire. Bon-fire! Unlike you the rest of us have names and are proud of them.
KIMBERLY SMITH
Don’t get hostile on me Bonfire! I only asked you a fucking question!
BONFIRE
Looks who’s getting hostile… Don’t be mad cuz you couldn’t come up with a decent codename and we all could.
KIMBERLY SMITH
You’re such a fucking brat!
KIMBERLY SMITH mindblast BONFIRE’S chair and he falls backward. KIMBERLY SMITH walks out.
BONFIRE
That was totally uncalled for! You need to think of some better ways of dealing with your sexual tension!
INT. STUDIO
(CLOSE UP)
BONFIRE sits in a chair and looks into the camera.
BONFIRE
Everybody’s always on my case saying how I’m always picking on Kim but if she weren’t such a bitch we’d be cool. I mean you want to be a superhero and you don’t even have a name? Superman doesn’t fly around calling himself Chuck. "Geepers thanks for saving me Chuck." Or "Welcome to Metropolis home of Chuck." Get real!
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KIMBERLY SMITH sits in a chair and looks into the camera.
KIMBERLY SMITH
Jean Grey gets by just fine with out a codename. Caitlin Fairchild does it… It’s not like there are union rules or something! Kimberly Smith is my name! I really don’t feel that I should have to justify myself for using it and I don’t think it’s any of Bonfire’s business.
INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
BONFIRE, BUSHIDO, DRENCH and OBYRI sit in the living room watching BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER.
BONFIRE
Nail that bloodsucker! Dude Buffy is the Shiznit! I wanna have Her baby!
BONFIRE and BUSHIDO hit fist. OBYRI jumps up and turns the TV off.
BUSHIDO
Nan Desu Ka!(Nandeska!) (What’s up?)
BONFIRE
Yeah, what’s your problem?
OBYRI
This show offends me and so did your comment!
BONFIRE
Then don’t watch!
OBYRI
The media’s negative portrayal of my people has caused us to be feared and hated all over the world!
BONFIRE
Obyri if your peeps didn’t go Dracula all the time maybe they wouldn’t!
OBYRI
Don’t talk about my family!
DRENCH
You’re going too far Bonfire!
BONFIRE
Stay out of it wet head!
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INT. STUDIO
(CLOSE UP)
DRENCH sits in a chair and looks into the camera.
DRENCH
I don’t like to fight but I thought that Bonfire was being an insensitive asshole. Especially since we all know that Vlad Tepes is Obyri’s grandfather.
INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
DRENCH
How would you like it if all mutants are known for everything that Magneto or Apocalypse does!
BONFIRE
Mutant? I think the P.C. term is Metahuman---
OBYRI
So it’s good for you but not for me? You make me sick! I’m outta here!
DRENCH
Obyri, wait!
OBYRI opens the door and almost runs into KIMBERLY SMITH who is holding and arm full of groceries.
KIMBERLY SMITH
Obyri? What’s going on?
OBYRI
Nothing!
OBYRI runs to her room and slams the door.
Kimberly Smith
What did you guys do to her?
BONFIRE
She said nothing, so drop it little miss mental case.
Kimberly Smith
Go to hell! Bushido what happened?
BUSHIDO shrugs his shoulders and points at the television.
BUSHIDO
Buffy San. (Bo-Fe-Sun) (Ms. Buffy).
KIMBERLY SMITH runs toward OBYRI’S room followed by DRENCH.
INT. HALLWAY
KIMBERLY SMITH tries to open the door but it’s locked. She knocks on the door.
Kimberly Smith
Obyri?… Obyri!?!
DRENCH
It’s like one minute we’re watching TV and the next everyone’s arguing.
KIMBERLY SMITH beats on the door.
Kimberly Smith
Obyri!?!… Open this door Now!
INT. STUDIO
(CLOSE UP)
KIMBERLY SMITH sits in a chair and looks into the camera.
KIMBERLY SMITH
I didn’t know what to think… You find out your family is responsible for the deaths of millions of people including your best friend? Surely there’s gonna be a little pressure.
INT. HALLWAY - NIGHT
KIMBERLY SMITH
Obyri?
KIMBERLY SMITH steps back and mindblast the door open. Which reveals OBYRI trying to stake herself.
KIMBERLY SMITH/ DRENCH
NO!
KIMBERLY SMITH and DRENCH wrestle the stake from OBYRI’S hands.
KIMBERLY SMITH
Don’t do this! Don’t do this to yourself… He’s not worth it!
OBYRI collapses into KIMBERLY SMITH’S arms and begins to cry.
KIMBERLY SMITH
He’s not worth it, girl… You gotta live---
OBYRI
But I’m an undead---
KIMBERLY SMITH
Stop it!
INT. STUDIO
(CLOSE UP)
OBYRI sits in a chair and looks into the camera.
OBYRI
I think I’ll always be friends with Kimberly. She’s the kinda person that’s always there for you no matter what.
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KIMBERLY SMITH sits in a chair and looks into the camera.
KIMBERLY SMITH
I was glad she was okay and everything but the thing with Bonfire… I just lost it.
INT. LIVING ROOM – NIGHT
DRENCH blocks KIMBERLY SMITH from entering the living room.
DRENCH
Calm Down.
KIMBERLY SMITH
Get out of my way Drench.
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INT. STUDIO
DRENCH sits in a chair and looks into the camera.
DRENCH
It was my fault really… A trains coming through and like an idiot I stand on the tracks.
CUT TO:
INT. STUDIO
KIMBERLY SMITH sits in a chair and looks into the camera.
KIMBERLY SMITH
I’m really sorry about what I did to Drench but I was totally out of it.
INT. LIVING ROOM – NIGHT
DRENCH is knocked to the floor by a mindblast from KIMBERLY SMITH, who walks up to BONFIRE.
KIMBERLY SMITH
What’s your problem?
BONFIRE
You mean besides all these interruptions while I’m trying to watch TV?
The TV turns off.
BONFIRE
Hey!
KIMBERLY SMITH
Now what’s your problem?
BONFIRE
You’re up in my face, so you tell me.
KIMBERLY SMITH
You’ve had a bad attitude since day one---
BONFIRE
Not this again---
KIMBERLY SMITH
Shut up! I’m talking! Obyri just tried to kill herself right now---
BONFIRE
With what? Garlic Bread?
KIMBERLY SMITH
You should be careful who you call a bloodsucker!
BONFIRE
Suck this!
With out warning BONFIRE is thrown about the room by KIMBERLY SMITH’S mindblast.
DRENCH
That’s enough Kimberly, let him go!
BONFIRE stands up and hot wind starts to blow around him.
BONFIRE
Hope you wore number 10,000 sunblock because I’m about to put a burn on your ass that aloe sure wont cure!
KIMBERLY SMITH
You should be careful who you call a bloodsucker!
OBYRI
Stop it! I don’t want anymore pain over me.
OBYRI runs out and slams the door. KIMBERLY SMITH follows her out and DRENCH grabs BONFIRE by the shirt.
DRENCH
What’s with you?
BONFIRE
Forget her… She’s probably going out for a bite.
DRENCH
Dude you’re a fucking jerk!
BONFIRE
I’m only gonna ask you to let me go once water boy.
DRENCH and BONFIRE start to glow as the room fills with steam.
INT. boutique – DAY
Narrator(V/O)
On the next UnReal world.
KIMBERLY SMITH and OBYRI show off sexy new outfits.
KIMBERLY SMITH
Are these really made out of unstable molecules?
Narrator(V/O)
And…
EXT. PARK – DAY
(BLACK & WHITE)
BONFIRE sits in a park swing with a sad expression.
BONFIRE(V/O)
I went to Star Labs today… And I found out… I may be a clone.
A second BONFIRE walks around behind him.
BONFIRE(V/O)
I know it can’t be true… Can it?
FADE TO BLACK
ROLL CREDITS